"Life is a vale of tears, a vale of dross and woe, full of doom and destruction, violence and death, pain and agony, swill and sorrow, and there’s no rest for the weary. Because people are bastards…."
Now, go out and have a lovely day. There it is at it worst.
This is perfect. I was just looking at my 401k statement, wishing I could retire now. If I could live on $18 per month it could be a reality!